the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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