Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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