there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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