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Bisexual people are plain selfish.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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