Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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