she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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