So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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