what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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