i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
and you fell through a lawn chair
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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