Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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