is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
There's always time for handjobs
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Hello my rib-scented angel!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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