my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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