he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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