Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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