I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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