Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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