Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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