if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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