i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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whose ass print is on the piano?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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