the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Randomize
