I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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