Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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