Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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