And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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