I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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