she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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