I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I think i got beer on your cat.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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