Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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