theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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