What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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