My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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