Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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