wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I have already put on my inside pants.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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