I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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