Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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