thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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