Is it because I queefed?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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