Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
