it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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