Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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