My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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