Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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