You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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