I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Randomize
