A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
as a side note pls kill me
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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