i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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