In the future we'll all be gay
from now on my penis is your penis
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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