but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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