I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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