He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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