I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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