Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
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i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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