i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Pooping to opera.
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