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went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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