guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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