I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the day after is always just damage control
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
