I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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